Colour Jokes

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why wasn't Michael Jackson healthy?

Artificial colouring.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

Technician Jokes More Technician Jokes

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

Different Colour Jokes More Different Colour Jokes

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

What DOESN'T Bruce want for Christmas from his ex?

A Krismas goose.

Purple Jokes More Purple Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs?

Not Mariah Carey