What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?

The Bawking Dead

Robbery Jokes More Robbery Jokes

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)