What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a group of grandmothers making out with each other?

A bunch of bi Nanas.

What's the difference between an all girls soccer team and a tribe of pygmies?

One is a bunch of cunning runts.

Robbery Jokes More Robbery Jokes

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...