What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call it when you accidentally drop a flower?

An oopsy daisy.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

What do you call a bunch of white guys on a bench?

The NBA

Robbery Jokes More Robbery Jokes

What do you call a robbery in China ?

A Chinese take away !

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

Violet Jokes More Violet Jokes

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !