What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

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Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)