What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up?

Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.

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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

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Who's there ! Burglar ! Burglar who ?

Burglars don't knock !

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !