What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

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What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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How do you starve a black person?

You put his welfare checks in his work boots.

Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

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What do you call an arctic bear that goes both ways?

Bipolar.

How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called?

An Igloominati