What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

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What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

What do you call a Sailor's hitch in the arctic?

Knot cool