What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

How do you starve a black guy?

Put his food stamps in his work boots

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How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called?

An Igloominati

What do you call an arctic bear that goes both ways?

Bipolar.