How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Where do you hide an airport?

IN PLANE SIGHT!

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What do you call a bear in the Arctic?

Starving.

Why is it impossible to starve in a desert?

Because of the sand, which is everywhere.

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Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

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How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.