Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

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What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

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Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

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Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.