Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

a duck

What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

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What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.