Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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How would you rate USA and Saudi Arabia's relationship?

9/11

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why can't americans play LoL?

They can't guard their towers.

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What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why can't New Yorkers play chess?

They're short 2 towers.