Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

What does a blonde playing the drums sound like?

Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...

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What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

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Why do natives hate snow?

Cause its white and its on their land.

Why didn't Edward get on the plane?

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They can't defend towers.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why do North Americans hate playing chess?

Cause they lack the towers.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Even the name has 'lack' in it

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