What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

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How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food