What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

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How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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Where does the Lego man get his drugs?

His K'Nex!

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

Why do NBA players like poultry?

Because they love to slam duck!

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What kind of jokes does a mute clown tell?

Dumb ones!

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes