What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?

The night shift at Waffle House.

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What takes up 12 parking spaces?

Six women drivers.

What do you call 12 enchiladas?

A footilada!

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'