Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking."

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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Why is it so hard to order pizza from me?

I'll update with the hilarious punchline later...

How does batman order his iced water?

Can I get that..Just ice"

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Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola

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Why do frat bros hate fruit loops?

They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

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What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.

Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.