Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

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When should you feel sorry for a skunk?

When its spray pump is out of order!

What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

removed

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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Why were the mountain climber's parents disappointed in him?

He was always high! (I'm sorry)

Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party?

Because it was more Loki than he wanted.

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

24 Carrot Jokes More 24 Carrot Jokes

How do you make soup golden?

You add 24 carrots.

How did the dog make gold soup?

He put in 24 carrots.

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Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

What do women and Spotify ads have in common?

They're both annoying and want your money.