Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Order Jokes More Order Jokes

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

How do you make rude noises on the Internet?

With a whoop e-cushion.

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

Disappoint Jokes More Disappoint Jokes

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles.

What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

24 Jokes More 24 Jokes

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

24 Carrot Jokes More 24 Carrot Jokes

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

What do you call 24 carrots?

Edible gold.

Ad Jokes More Ad Jokes

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.