Add 24 carrots
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You add 24 carrots.
Edible gold.
He put in 24 carrots.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
Put 14 carrots in it.
Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.
It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.
Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Its bang out of order!
Walking
Start a war.
because its a dog
A hot dog.
They're eternally disappointed by two-can Sam.
They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.
A Chernobel Prize.
Because it's a "no bell" prize.
gun hangs head & turns around
Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)
