What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

What's an Australian's favorite element?

Gold

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What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

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Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics?

Not being a cripple.

What's better than winning a silver in the paralympics?

Being able to walk.