What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

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Gold Jokes More Gold Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

Au Jokes More Au Jokes

What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

What did Silver say to Gold?

Au!"

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

Why did the miner feel so low?

He was in a deep depression.

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD