What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between bruce banner and bruce jenner?

One turned into a terrifying monster, the other is an avenger.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

Cactus Jokes More Cactus Jokes

What did the cactus say to his wife?

Aloe Vera!

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out