What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus?

on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside

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What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.