Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.

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Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe?

Thor.

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.