Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out

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What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

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Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

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How do you react when looking in the mirror?

You cry because you shoved a cactus up your peckar.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard ...I'll see myself out