What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

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What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents