Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.