How do you get a Canadian to quit smoking cigarets?

You ask him politely.

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

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What did the Canadian Reddit user say?

Ehhhhh lmao

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

Why did the man quit his job at the bakery?

He didn't knead any more dough.