What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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What pokemon does South America have that other continents don't?

Zikachu.

What do you call a Pokemon with breasts?

Rattata.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did the cross eyed teacher quit her job?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

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Who's the dankest pokemon?

Vaporeon

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon