What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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What do you call a group of Mexicans smoking weed?

Baked beans

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

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Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

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Why shouldn't you let a Pokemon take a shower with you?

He might Pikachu.

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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Who's the dankest pokemon?

Vaporeon

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon