What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

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Why did the duck get arrested?

because he was smoking quack!

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon?

Because he might peek at chu.

Whats a Drummers favorite Pokemon?

Rattata

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How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Who's the dankest pokemon?

Vaporeon

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon