He kept getting nailed to the boards.
A: Play the piano until you find the right key.
A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
He got *nailed*.
Because they always try to mess with his nails.
They both nailed a 2x4.
He got crped out.
Because the wives had to get on board somehow.
Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards
With his Shtick.
