What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Why did the elephant paint its nails red?

So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.

2x4 Jokes More 2x4 Jokes

What was the allergic 2"X4"'s terrifying hallucination?

He sawdust.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.