What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.