What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why was Muhammad's dad always successful in business?

He made a gross prophet!

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What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood