They both nailed a 2x4.
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mourning wood
He sawdust.
They've only gotta invite one family
The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
Mourning wood.
He gets mourning wood.
This is my body, I'm nice with jam."
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
A Roamin Catholic.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Because he was god's profit.
Ah jihad to Betere. Ah you had to be there
His hand caught on fire.
asks the bartender. "I got fired."
They have to take ACE inhibitors.
America.