2x4 Jokes

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

What was the allergic 2"X4"'s terrifying hallucination?

He sawdust.

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

What is the hardest thing to do after starting a family?

Ending them.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.

Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where did the chess player go when he lost one of his chess pieces?

The pawn shop.

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

Muhammad Jokes More Muhammad Jokes

Why was Muhammad a successful merchant?

Because he was god's profit.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.