How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What did storm say when she saw wolverine chopping wood?

That's a huge axe man!

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

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How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.