Woodchuck Jokes

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A whole chuck-load.

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What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Go chuck itself of course.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs"

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

Unload Jokes More Unload Jokes

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks?

The riverbank.

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

Chuck Jokes More Chuck Jokes

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

How much Norris?

Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

Truckload Jokes More Truckload Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork to unload bowling balls.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

Chuck Norris Jokes More Chuck Norris Jokes

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.