What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

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Why are ghosts always dehydrated?

They have a lot of boos but no water

Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

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What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.