What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

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What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What's the worst part about being a beaver?

It's a lot of dam work.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.