What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

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What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out