What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water?

I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.