How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

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What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

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What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler?

Ringworm!

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.