How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

Telephone Jokes More Telephone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!