How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

they are both 8........

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

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What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !