Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

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When is the best time to make jokes?

When you are ill, because they are sick

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

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What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity

What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.