Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

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Why can't you email jokes to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

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Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.