Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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What do you with a crazy girl knocking on your door?

You don't let her out.

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

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Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

What makes a joke bad?

redundancy.

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What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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What even is that?

United States: Lol, we made it up.

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant