Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

What do you call an Asian who is always on time?

Thai Mingh Ha. Ha. Ha.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why are circles so knowledgeable?

Because they have three hundred and sixty degrees.

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Maximize Jokes More Maximize Jokes

Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Joke Jokes

Who knock knock joke Knock knock Who is it?

Doctor.** Doctor who **YES**

Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.