Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

removed

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

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Express Jokes More Express Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Kung Pao Chicken Jokes More Kung Pao Chicken Jokes

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What is reddits least favorite dish?

Kung Pao Chicken

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Why was the driver fired from the destruction derby?

He was accused of wreckless driving.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

Freedom Rings Jokes More Freedom Rings Jokes

Why doesn't 'Murica have any knock-knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings!

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

What do you call a ring of iron atoms?

A ferrous wheel.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you keep a baby from crawling in circles?

nail the other hand to the floor.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)