What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

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What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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What's the quietest element?

A no-bell gas. Especially when the ringing noises Are-gon.

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.