What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

Why do cats chase birds ?

For a lark !

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Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub?

A: Throw in a bar of soap.

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

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What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed