What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!"

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Why was Herbert Hoover such a controversial president?

Because he never let the dust settle.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt