You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".
A visit from the cops.
One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.
Your lawn won't cut itself.
Van Gogh: pardon
Because you never know when you're going to need some boiling water.
Freeze a jolly good fellow
Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.
Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.