How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

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Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

How do you make hard cider?

Put it in the freezer.

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.