How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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Why do we call dogs, K-9?

because K-10 is for cats.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

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Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

What do you call a gigantic polar bear?

Nothing you just run away!

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

Bandsaw Jokes More Bandsaw Jokes

How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

You freeze it, put it on a bandsaw and cut it; "Meoooow".

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.