How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

Why do the republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

What did one pancake say to the others as it was tossed off the griddle into the air?

See you on the flip side.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

flatulence"

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".