How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag?

How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway?

Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer.

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Flip Jokes More Flip Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Why do scuba divers flip backwards when going into the water?

Because if they flipped forwards they'd still be in the boat

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.