How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

How do you get an elderly lady to say f***?

Get another one to say bingo

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How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

A: Capital letters.