Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why are graveyards so noisy?

Because of all of the coffin.

Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!