Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

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What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around graveyards/cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out