Why does the graveyard have fences?

Because people were dying to get in!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in