Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.