Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do you call people pretending to be a ball?

roll playing im sry

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

Q: what does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress? A: a Freudian slip

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Celery Jokes More Celery Jokes

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

Who's there ! Celery ! Celery who ?

Celery me you lunch will you I'm hungry !