Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

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What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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What did one tonsil say to the other?

Get dressed a doctor is taking us out to night.

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

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What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

Stalk Jokes More Stalk Jokes

Why did Jack cross the road?

Because he was bean stalked.....

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Celery Jokes More Celery Jokes

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!