Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a Canadian and an American?

Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable has Avoidant Personality Disorder?

Lettuce alone!*

What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

Meteor Jokes More Meteor Jokes

Why does a space rock taste better than an earth rock?

It's a little meteor

Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!