Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the favorite vacation place for people with CFS?

Mount Restmore.

Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Who Shot First? Boba Fett or Jango Fett?

Han Solo

How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do a baby and a martini have in common?

I prefer both of them shaken

How does Sherlock prefer his tea?

Steeped in mystery!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Meteor Jokes More Meteor Jokes

Why is the moon tastier than Earth?

It's meteor.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor