What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

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What is the best kind of vegetable?

The one in the wheelchair.

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven

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What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)