Swede Jokes

What do you call a brain dead Swede?

A vegetable..

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

How do you describe a Swede, who's not really a Swede?

Swed-ish.

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish