What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

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Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?

I.O.U.

What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled?

Stop those damn Thebes!"

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

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How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

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What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka