What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What do you call the opposite of a cynic?

a dupe.

What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking?

Stephen Talking.

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Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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Which is better exercise, chasing a car or running away from one?

Chasing a car. After running from a car you'll just be tired, but after chasing one you'll be exhausted.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.