What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What is the opposite of Polygamy?

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What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.