What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What is the opposite of Karen Carpenter and John Denver duo?

Two Live Crew

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends?

A: Because he's married.

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Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?

Being black.

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!