What's the opposite of running away and getting married?

Anteloping.

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What is the Opposite of Palindrom?

NTSCindrom HAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHA

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

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What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope