Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

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Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back

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Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ?

Bill-tup area !

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents