Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents