Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

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Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

Why did the tea-bag fall down the hill?

To steep.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

It ran out of juice. I shall take my leave now.

Cent Jokes More Cent Jokes

What did the penny say to the other penny?

Let's get together and make some cents.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

Nickle Jokes More Nickle Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)