What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Whats the difference between 8 and negative four?

Tyrone

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What do you call a monkey with a white bandanna tied to his tail?

A surrender monkey

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"