What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Which number confuses people?

82

What would people call an old John Cena?

John Senile

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Parkinson Disease Jokes More Parkinson Disease Jokes

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

What do you call a turkey with Parkinson's Disease?

Turkey Jerky