What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

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How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

Parkinson Disease Jokes More Parkinson Disease Jokes

What's the best kind of guy to get fingered by?

One with Parkinson's disease!

How does Michael J. Fox deal with his Parkinson's disease?

He just shakes it off.