Which number confuses people?

82

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

Why do people call the deceased "late"?

They aren't late.. They aren't coming.

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

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How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

Which number confuses people?

82