82 Jokes

How can you tell when a Canadian is successful?

He dies in his LA home at 82.

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Which number confuses people?

82

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Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A: A pair of Re-bachs.

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!"

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."