What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

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Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.