What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

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What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

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How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.