What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

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What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

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What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

a stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R